April Fools Rules! Get It...

Oh no. Guess what's coming up. April Fools! The time where you can joke about anything and the people with the lower i.q and no common sense decide to take it to another level. They think they can get away with anything, but they can't. Harm or illegal pranks can get you in just as much trouble as any other day. Another rule is that you can only play "pranks" until noon. That way, you can believe people for the second half of the day.

Then you have the people who disregard everything and go the whole day saying "April Fools!". That's why another rule comes in handy. One rule is that if one asks you if it is an April Fools joke, you must immediately confess to it. Also, another rule is that if you perform an illegal crime on this day, the sentence is double. Instead of a year, it's 2. Imagine performing a murder at 11:59 and 59 seconds.

I never knew any of these rules, and I had a lot of fun searching this stuff up. Use this as a guide to tell you from right and wrong. Stay smart, and stay safe.

Call of... I Don't Know Anymore

In this blog, I will be talking about the newest feature on Call of Duty. I know this is off topic, but is an extremely interesting and hilarious topic. Enjoy!

Call of Duty was created by David Vonderhaar, and has grown in the past 6-8 years due to an organization called MLG, which stands for Major League Gaming. It has also grown due to many youtubers that belong to teams of the organization who play the game. A few months ago, Blacks Ops 3 came out.

Black ops 3 is very futuristic, but very modernized. In the game, you have an option to choose your taunt after you win the game. So you know, they had the thumbs up, the wave, but now. Now, they went to far. Ever heard of the whip, or the nae nae? Yeah, they added it. Also, the newest craze, the "dab" has been added.

I, myself play the game and follow the franchise, and I find it very enjoyable. I think it's amazing how they try to have fun in the game by following the new trends on the media. I just don't want to see what's next.

Age is just a Number

 

            In this blog, I will be talking about a big retirement in the NFL. This man is a legend, and will forever be remembered as one. Here we go.

            Peyton Manning. Most people know about this, but to real Broncos fans, this is the end of the world. Peyton won 2 Super Bowls in his career. One when he played quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts, and one for the Denver Broncos. I mean it's about time. The dinosaur is 40 million years old by now. The man's a legend yeah, but he's so old! Most people retire at 30, but not 67 million years old. This man probably played with the dinosaurs. And by probably, I mean he did. You know a lot of people say that the football  field is called "Peyton's Island" or "The Sheriff's County", but since he is so old, we can call it "Peyton's Pangaea".

           All we can do about this retirement is watch him go, majestically drinking his Budweiser beer. I think this man needs a warning. It's not good for you to drink when you are 87 million years old. Don't you think it's kind of weird for a 93 million year old man to be on a field with men in their early 20's, and their goal is to try to knock him onto the ground? Just think about it.