Age is just a Number

 

            In this blog, I will be talking about a big retirement in the NFL. This man is a legend, and will forever be remembered as one. Here we go.

            Peyton Manning. Most people know about this, but to real Broncos fans, this is the end of the world. Peyton won 2 Super Bowls in his career. One when he played quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts, and one for the Denver Broncos. I mean it's about time. The dinosaur is 40 million years old by now. The man's a legend yeah, but he's so old! Most people retire at 30, but not 67 million years old. This man probably played with the dinosaurs. And by probably, I mean he did. You know a lot of people say that the football  field is called "Peyton's Island" or "The Sheriff's County", but since he is so old, we can call it "Peyton's Pangaea".

           All we can do about this retirement is watch him go, majestically drinking his Budweiser beer. I think this man needs a warning. It's not good for you to drink when you are 87 million years old. Don't you think it's kind of weird for a 93 million year old man to be on a field with men in their early 20's, and their goal is to try to knock him onto the ground? Just think about it.